if the tit doesn’t fit, you must acquit
Funniest thing I read today, from Scott Adams' blog. I really feel badly for the woman. I can't imagine sitting in that courtroom.
A reader sent me a link to a story about a Japanese woman who was accused of kicking a hole in some guy’s door, crawling through the hole, and destroying his property. She was acquitted when the court realized that her breasts were too big to allow her to fit through the hole.
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20080304p2a00m0na028000c.html
In other words, if the tit doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
The funniest thing about this story is the visual it puts in your head. The accused turned out to be innocent. But she had to sit in court while a room full of strangers, and later the press, imagined her trying to crawl through a hole in a door and getting snagged by her knockers.
