QotD: Sorry, You Can't Wear That Anymore

What clothing item do you wish could be banned?
Submitted by Mike E.

I worked in an amusement park for two summers, so I consider myself a bit of an expert on this subject.

• If you attempt to wear a tube top, which you really shouldn't anyway, and there is more of your body hanging from your top than is contained inside it... change your clothes.
• Ditto to the cut-off jean shorts. If your ass is literally hanging out of your shorts... please, spare us.
• If your man boobs are bigger than your head - please, at least wear a shirt.
• If you have more body hair than the average bear... shorts, a shirt, and shoes are so greatly appreciated!
• It is not cute to wear matching outfits. And by matching, I mean striped polo shirts, khaki shorts, knee socks, sneakers, and fanny bags. Individuality is good.
• I'm sorry. Only certain people can wear string bikinis. In an amusement park, you're stopping traffic for all the wrong reasons.

Jeff Foxworthy did a skit about scary people at the county fair. I wish I could find it. That was the closest I've ever coming to someone else explaining the stuff I used to see every day.