That Bitch!
My husband says that Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats" should be called "The Bitch is Going to Jail."
I like the song. It's catchy and I like singing it while I drive down the road... but I cannot hear the chorus without hearing him say "the bitch is going to jail" and then laughing manically.
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
