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    <subtitle>May I always be the person my dog thinks I am.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>News &amp; Politics QotD: The Sunday Paper</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-09T23:41:07Z</published>
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          What part does the Sunday newspaper play in your life?  Coupons. I stack up the papers for recycling after I get my coupons. I don&#39;t even look at the rest of the paper, frankly. I buy four papers a week - that sounds crazy, but my coupon have ena...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Life QotD: Ouch, That Hurts!</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-09T18:32:12Z</published>
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          What was your last injury? It was self-inflicted, per usual. I tried to jokingly kick a co-worker and I tripped over a trash can instead.  Story of my life.     <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Vox Hunt: Ice Ice Baby</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-07T01:53:36Z</published>
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    Show us the inside of your freezer.  I took half the contents out the other day, trying to make more room. I&#39;ve got milk and bread to fit in there yet. No clue how that&#39;s going to happen.  Let&#39;s see - top shelf is Kevin&#39;s pretzels and apple tart ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>if the tit doesn’t fit, you must acquit</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-06T21:49:36Z</published>
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         Funniest thing I read today, from Scott Adams&#39; blog. I really feel badly for the woman. I can&#39;t imagine sitting in that courtroom.   A reader sent me a link to a story about a Japanese woman who was accused of kicking a hole in some guy’s door, cr...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Ditzy</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-06T02:39:01Z</published>
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         I&#39;ve been wandering around Vox leaving air-headed comments today. In between silly comments, I&#39;ve been buying shoes. I don&#39;t know why I bothered - dollars to doughnuts, I&#39;ll be returning them. I can&#39;t buy shoes off the rack without trying them on....   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Yes! Buy Empty Ink Cartridges Now!</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-05T02:46:11Z</published>
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         I worked at Staples for years. When the &quot;bring in an empty ink cartridge, get a $3 coupon&quot; program started, we had a few people who brought in a TON of cartridges. Our district had to implement a policy, and I see it&#39;s now a company-wide thing - y...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Progress</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-04T03:13:53Z</published>
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         Since I started digital scrapbooking, I am excited every time I finish a page. I have never, ever felt creative, except for the rather brief period in which I inexplicably thought I&#39;d be a fiction writer. But scrapbooking appeals to my inner itch ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>That Bitch!</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-04T02:43:04Z</published>
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         My husband says that Carrie Underwood&#39;s song &quot;Before He Cheats&quot; should be called &quot;The Bitch is Going to Jail.&quot;  I like the song. It&#39;s catchy and I like singing it while I drive down the road... but I cannot hear the chorus without hearing him say ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Oops? No?</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-03T01:39:32Z</published>
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         I logged into my hosted web space via SSH. I intended to delete everything inside one folder. I very unwisely used the rm -rf command (the &quot;delete it all, folders included command). All gone. Everything. Three domains, assorted crap, lots of files...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>New Job!</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-03T01:27:09Z</published>
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         I have a new job - that&#39;s #3, if you&#39;re counting. My bank job, my direct sales job... and I&#39;m now a receptionist for Weight Watchers. It won&#39;t make me rich, but it&#39;ll pay my Curves bill and help feed my digital scrapbooking habit.    <p style="clear:both;"> 
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